I want you to think about the last time you were scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, or LinkedIn.
Your thumb was moving in a steady rhythm, swiping up, swiping up, and swiping up again.
You were probably in a "Zombie Trance," barely even looking at the screen, just killing time while waiting for your coffee or sitting on the couch.
Suddenly, you saw something that looked like a boring corporate advertisement, and what did you do?
You didn't even read it; your thumb instinctively flicked it away in a fraction of a second without a single thought.
That right there is the terrifying reality of your business.
If your ads look like ads, you are invisible. You are paying for the privilege of being ignored by people who are actively trying to avoid you.
The reason most campaigns fail is that business owners think they need to grab a megaphone and shout, "HEY! LOOK AT ME! BUY MY STUFF!"
But on social media, shouting doesn't work; it just makes you look like that annoying guy at a party who tries to sell you insurance while you are trying to eat your pizza.
When you try too hard to "sound professional," you actually blend into the background noise, and your expensive ad budget disappears faster than ice cream on a hot sidewalk.
The secret to winning the ad game isn't to shout louder; it is to whisper something interesting.
You need to break the pattern.
You need to write something that looks so personal, so shocking, or so valuable that the "Zombie Trance" is broken and the person stops scrolling instantly.
This is where I come in.
I don't write commercials; I write "Pattern Interrupts."
When you work with Muneeb HQ to write your ad campaigns, I stop playing by the boring corporate rules.
I write ads that feel like a story from a friend, a shocking news update, or a valuable piece of advice, anything except a traditional ad.
I take your cold, skeptical audience and warm them up so fast that by the time they click your link, they are already halfway sold on your offer.
I write the first 3 lines of your ad to be so visually and mentally striking that the reader's brain forces their thumb to stop moving.
Once they stop, I pull them into a quick, relatable story that agitates their pain points and makes them feel like you are reading their diary.
I never give away the whole secret in the ad; instead, I build massive curiosity so they feel a psychological itch that can only be scratched by clicking your button.
I know the rules of Facebook, Google, and LinkedIn inside out, so I write aggressive copy that sells hard but still keeps your ad account safe from getting banned.
Coaches & Consultants who need to fill their webinars or book strategy calls.
E-commerce Stores that are tired of high CPMs and low sales.
SaaS Companies that need to explain complex software in simple, exciting words.
Clickbait Artists: If you want me to lie or make false promises just to get a click, I am not your guy. (I believe in aggressive truth, not deception.)
Most copywriters just guess what your customers want, but I take a much more obsessive approach.
I dive deep into forums, I read your competitors' 1-star reviews, and I analyze exactly what your customers are complaining about at 2:00 AM.
I take their exact words and frustrations and I mirror them back in your ads.
Because this level of research is exhausting and time-consuming, I can write 13 new ad copies per month.
Advertising is a war, and you need a soldier who stays in the trenches with you
That is why I don't just write one version and walk away.
I provide you with multiple variations of hooks and headlines to test, and if the data shows we aren't hitting the mark, we rewrite and refine until we find the winner.
Picture this: your clicks get cheaper, your conversions go up, and suddenly your ads stop feeling like money pits and start feeling predictable.
You are one good ad away from changing your business.
Which platforms do you write for?
I specialize in the "Big Three": Facebook/Instagram (where we interrupt them), LinkedIn (where we educate them), and Google Ads (where we answer their search).
Do you make the images and videos too?
I am a word-smith, not a graphic designer or a video editor. However, I will give you a detailed "Creative Brief" that tells you exactly what image or video concept will work best with the text I wrote.
How do you handle iOS privacy updates?
The tech has changed, but human nature hasn't. Since tracking is harder now, the copy is actually more important than ever because we have to convince the person immediately without relying on retargeting tricks.
You can keep donating your hard-earned money to the ad platforms with generic copy that nobody sees.
Or, you can wake up your customers and demand their attention.
The scroll is happening right now. Let’s stop it.
📨Email: hello@muneebhq.com