You spend hours staring at a blank screen. You type out an email. You delete it. You type it again.
Finally, you take a deep breath, cross your fingers, and hit "Send."
And then... silence.
No replies. No clicks. Just the sound of crickets chirping and the occasional heartbreaking notification that says “User has unsubscribed.”
It feels terrible, doesn't it?
It feels like you are shouting into a crowded room, but nobody is even looking in your direction.
The problem is that you have been taught to write emails in one of two very wrong ways.
This is where you sound like a textbook. "Dear Valued Customer, we are pleased to announce..." Yawn. Delete.
This is where you scream at them. "BUY NOW! LAST CHANCE! DON'T MISS OUT!" This doesn't make people buy; it makes them block you.
Imagine getting an email from your best friend. Do you dread opening it? No. You open it immediately because you know it’s going to be interesting.
That is exactly how I write for your business.
I turn your brand into that cool, trusted friend that people actually look forward to hearing from.
I need you to understand that I don't just sit down and type random words onto a screen just to fill up space.
Any average writer can type words for you, but I do something much more valuable; I build a genuine psychological bridge that connects your business directly to the hearts (and wallets) of your customers.
You see, most businesses treat email marketing like they are a desperate salesperson knocking on a door during dinner time. They are annoying, they are intrusive, and people can't wait to slam the door in their face.
✨But when you work with Muneeb HQ to take over your strategy, we flip that dynamic completely upside down.
You stop being the pest that people want to swat away, and you start being the welcome guest that they actually invite inside to sit down and have a cup of coffee.
I write subject lines that stop the scroll. They create so much curiosity that your reader physically has to click open just to scratch the itch.
I tell stories that make your reader nod their head and say, "Wow, this person gets me."
I don't beg for the sale. I set it up so logically that clicking the link feels like the only right thing to do.
Whether it’s a Welcome Sequence, a Nurture Sequence, or a heavy Sales Campaign, I map it all out so you don't have to guess.
I want to be respectful of your time, so let’s make sure we are a perfect match before we move forward. This service is designed for a very specific type of business owner.
You are a Course Creator who has poured his/her heart and soul into building an amazing product, but your email subscribers are just sitting there silently instead of pulling out their credit cards.
You are a Service Provider who is tired of chasing leads manually and wants a system that automatically books qualified sales calls into your calendar while you sleep.
You run an E-commerce Brand and you are done with relying on one-off sales; you finally want to turn those one-time shoppers into obsessed, lifetime fans who buy from you again and again.
You are a Spammer who thinks it is a good idea to buy a shady list of 10,000 strangers and blast them with unwanted junk mail. (I have a strict moral code: I don't do spam, I don't annoy strangers, and I will never help you violate someone's privacy.)
Here is the raw, honest truth about how I run my business compared to the big agencies out there.
I refuse to run a "content factory" where your brand voice gets outsourced to a junior intern who doesn't care about your success; instead, I personally sit down, study your unique style, and hand-craft every single message.
Because I dedicate this level of intense, personal focus to every project, I have a strict rule that I can only handle 3 active email clients at a time.
That's a quality control measure to ensure my work stays world-class, which means if my schedule is full, you will unfortunately have to wait for a spot to open up.
I can hear that nagging doubt in the back of your mind asking, "What if I invest in this and the emails still don't get the attention they deserve?"
I understand that fear perfectly because nobody wants to waste money, which is exactly why I am removing the risk from your shoulders and placing it on mine.
I offer a "Total Satisfaction Guarantee," which means we don't stop working, polishing, and refining the hooks until you are absolutely jumping with excitement to hit that "Send" button.
That's a quality control measure to ensure my work stays world-class, which means if my schedule is full, you will unfortunately have to wait for a spot to open up.
I want you to close your eyes for just a second and imagine a completely new reality for your business.
Picture yourself waking up tomorrow morning, rolling over to grab your phone, and seeing a flood of notifications lighting up your screen from real people replying to your email saying, "I seriously needed to hear this today!" and "Please tell me where I can sign up immediately!"
Will you annoy my list if we email them too much?
Not if the content is good. People watch Netflix for 5 hours straight because it's entertaining. If your emails are boring, one is too many. If your emails are fun and valuable (which mine are), people will read them every single day.
Do I need to provide the topics?
You can if you want, but you don't have to. I am an expert at researching your industry and coming up with endless ideas that link back to your product.
What email software do you work with?
I write the copy in Google Docs so it is clean and easy to edit. You (or your team) can then paste it into Mailchimp, Klaviyo, ActiveCampaign, or whatever tool you use.
Send another boring newsletter next week. Watch your open rates drop. Watch your sales flatline.
Turn your email list into your most profitable asset.
Don't let your competition steal the inbox while you are thinking about it.
P.S. Remember, every day you don't email your list, they are forgetting who you are. Let's fix that memory loss before it's permanent.
📨Email: hello@muneebhq.com